Cue in a Dane Cook joke

I know it's late.

I know I perhaps might be delusional.

But there is honestly a scientific word describing how a strong gravitational field stretches objects into long thin shapes.

That word is spaghettification.

If you were a deep-space astronaut you'd worry about Black holes spaghettificating you.

I'm not making this up.





You're not helping me do my homework, internets.