UCLA Students finally understand! But deep down I'm hoping they use some of our slogans for their next shirt design.
I feel bad for the CSOs that are checking IDs in that library now. Every encounter must now run something like this:
CSO: Can I see your ID?
Fucktard: I have it ---PLEASE DON'T TASE ME!!!!
CSO: Yeah, hah, ok, haven't heard that one before....
Fucktard: *dirty looks*
CSO: *rolls eyes; considers calling for a tase force just because*