Drama!

A lady friend visited my classes back in September. She wanted to see her good friend teaching a class. Rumors abounded shortly after she left. She's been everything from my mistress to my wifey. Students privately ask me if they should keep our secret love affair under wraps.

Today, two of my youthful bosses visited me after class. They are both of the female type. A student walked by. Her jaw dropped and she shot me an accusatory glance.

"Mr. S!" she shot out.

I hope my imaginary wife-to-be doesn't find out.