Can't help but laugh:
Meyerhoff Park was electric Friday afternoon when more than 400 students, faculty, staff, parents and community members gathered to protest the use of a Taser multiple times on a UCLA student in Powell Library on Tuesday night.
"These police were way out of bounds," said Samer Araabi, a general representative on the Undergraduate Students Association Council. "Do you feel protected by the police?"
The crowd roared back with a resounding "No."
(Daily Bruin 11/17/06)
Glad it wasn't a night rally, otherwise they'd have to call up some of those unprotective police officers for escort services.
"It's a shock that something like this can happen at UCLA," she said.
These ongoing puns make up for everything that happened, in my humble opinion. Please, students and journalists, keep them coming!