Heel to da Groin!

I think I'm entitled to a few non sequitur posts, such as this one on self-defense by Bas Rutten, his technique being to make your attacker fall down in spasms of laughter or think that you're insane and about to bite a few fingers off:

"Somebody is telling me that--about my wife, I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to break your leg. KKRRRRRRAAAAACK BANG!"

If someone could send me a script to his training sessions, I would be a very grateful and humored blogger.